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Old Jan 22, 2009, 05:11 AM // 05:11   #2041
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Maybe if you could get on it without being eaten first.

Why would you wanna ride a T-Rex?
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Old Jan 22, 2009, 06:11 AM // 06:11   #2042
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Be bloody fun as.

Why would you want to kill a seagull with a boomerang?
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Old Jan 22, 2009, 06:20 AM // 06:20   #2043
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Because you couldn't kill it by breathing on it.

Do you want a mentos ?
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Old Jan 23, 2009, 08:16 AM // 08:16   #2044
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no, cant have sugar.


why do 'they' think that giving big businesses lots of money (which they will not share with the common people) will help the economy?

and just WHERE is that extra 850billion$ coming from???????????????
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Old Jan 23, 2009, 12:25 PM // 12:25   #2045
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Jesus put a few dollars in the bank back in the day. Just picking up his interest.

How fast can 3 legged camels run?
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Old Jan 24, 2009, 07:13 AM // 07:13   #2046
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faster than I can with 2 legs by far!


If you read the word YAWN, will you YAWN??? (or does it only work by seeing someone YAWN)
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Old Jan 24, 2009, 04:16 PM // 16:16   #2047
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only if i see them ;p

Why did the chicken cross the road? =]
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Old Jan 25, 2009, 04:30 AM // 04:30   #2048
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he was being chased by a dog

How do you plant a seedless watermelon?
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Old Jan 25, 2009, 06:37 AM // 06:37   #2049
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with a seedless seed.

Where are cars made?
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Old Jan 26, 2009, 09:29 AM // 09:29   #2050
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the Moon

who really invented Coca Cola?
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Old Jan 26, 2009, 05:21 PM // 17:21   #2051
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The Cocaine Monster.

Was that a dumb answer?
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Old Jan 26, 2009, 07:20 PM // 19:20   #2052
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Dumb if you are Paris Hilton!

Why do Microsoft keep making crappy OS?
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Old Jan 26, 2009, 11:22 PM // 23:22   #2053
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what is OS? =] (q & a)
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 12:14 AM // 00:14   #2054
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OS: Originally Stupid thats is what Microsoft is making!


Why do peoples go out shopping on Black Friday?
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 11:35 AM // 11:35   #2055
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To trample Greeters

Was that inappropriate?
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 01:48 PM // 13:48   #2056
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only if butterfly =]

If glasses were camels would u still drink milk? xP
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #2057
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Only from glasses toes.

Can you even get milk from a glass toe?
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Old Jan 29, 2009, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #2058
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Well consider that you are able to get milk from cows that means that dinosaur milk is like glass toe milk with a lil bit of salt =]

isn't that simple common sence? xD
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Old Feb 03, 2009, 11:30 AM // 11:30   #2059
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like bears to honey

if bees eat honey, and honey makes lil baby bees, does that mean there be no sex for bee's?
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Old Feb 03, 2009, 09:12 PM // 21:12   #2060
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guess so, kinda like godzilla cant have some "fun"

why do people like sex anyways?
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